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Wow! For those of you that haven’t heard about Ted Williams yet, I am positive you will hear here his voice in the near future.  Ted Williams is a man that fell on hard times and was panhandling in Ohio when a video someone made of him went viral and made him an overnight sensation.

Ted Williams is an extremely talented and humble man who just wanted a second chance. Boy, did he get it! he has had job offers from all over the world thanks to this video and now has what he wanted more than anything,  a second chance.

His is a story of inspiration and hope in more ways than one.  After the video went on line, Ohio locals and others saw fit to donate to Mr. Williams so he  get  a new suit, a cell phone, some food and a place to stay so he may try and find work to get back on his feet. The kindness and generosity of so many to help a man that has fallen and truly wants a second chance is amazing.

He was brought on the morning radio show “Dave and Jimmy”on WNCI 97.9 in Columbus, Ohio, where Mr. Williams was interviewed by the morning DeeJays and Mr. Williams received several job offers on air.

Google him and listen to Mr. Williams tell his story in his own words. This is an amazing and inspirational story everyone should here.  He really does have an amazing voice and I wish him the best. I know he will do great things with this chance he has been given.

Today is March 10, and is the birthday of Chuck Norris. I was working on this post and decided to post it today in honor of Chuck Norris. I hope everyone understands that I have a great deal of respect for him and print this as such. Happy Birthday Mr. Norris, Thank you for years of inspiration and entertainment

If you have been surfing the net over the last few years, you might have come across something referred to as Chuck Norris-isms. For those of you that don’t know, these are humorous saying poking fun at the fearless, bad ass, unbeatable image of Martial Artist, Author and Actor Chuck Norris. Before we move on, let me say that I grew up watching Chuck Norris and I am a fan. I list these in good fun and with the utmost respect. I have even seen an interview where he stats one of his favorite Chuck Norris-ism is “ When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down” and that is from the man himself. This is in no way an exhaustive list as there are hundreds of these sayings, nor are these in any particular order, but here are some of my favorites I have found and I thought you might get a kick out of them. Here are 25 Chuck Norris-isms.

25. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

24. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

23. Chuck Norris never wears a motorcycle helmet. The concrete always scoots out of the way.

22. Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting… because he’s not acting.

21. Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

20. When Chuck Norris stares into a mirror, even his reflection knows better than to stare back.

19. Chuck Norris spends hours staring directly into the sun. We call that "night".

18. There is no such thing as a tornado, Chuck Norris just really hates trailer parks.

17. Bigfoot didn’t believe in Chuck Norris. That was his first mistake.

16. When a germ or infection enters Chuck Norris’ bloodstream, his white blood cells simply stare at it, and it leaves.

15. Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

14. In the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

13. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.

12. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

11. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

10. Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

9. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

8. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

7. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

6. Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

5. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

4. Chuck Norris has been dead for years. Death is afraid to come get him.

3. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

2. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It’s descendents are known as Giraffes.

And the number one Chuck Norris-ism…

1. Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.

I received this from a friend with the title “interesting stuff” and thought I would post it here. Take a few minutes and enjoy the read…after all, it’s interesting stuff.

 

In the 1400’s a law was set forth in

England that a man was allowed
to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have ‘the rule
of thumb’

– ——— —-

Many years ago in
Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled ‘Gentlemen
Only….Ladies Forbidden’.. .and thus, the word GOLF entered
into the English language.

——– ——— —-

The first couple to
be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma
Flintstone.

— ——— —-

Every day more money
is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.
Treasury.

——– ——–

Men can read smaller
print than women can; women can hear better.

– ——— —-

Coca-Cola was
originally green.

– ——— —-

It is impossible to lick
your elbow.

—– ——— —-

The State with the
highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska

– ——— —-

The percentage of
Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get
this….)

- ——— —-

The percentage of
North America that is wilderness: 38%

——— ——— ———

The cost of raising
a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:
$ 16,400

——— ———

The average number
of people airborne over the U.S. in any given
hour:
61,000

——— ———

Intelligent people
have more zinc and copper in their hair.

——— ———

The first novel ever
written on a typewriter,Tom Sawyer.

——— ———

The San Francisco
Cable cars are the only mobile National
Monuments.

——— ——— ———

Each king in a deck
of playing cards represents a great king from history:


Spades -King David
Hearts -Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander,
the Great
Diamonds -Julius
Caesar

——— ———

111,111,111 x
111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

——— ———

If a statue in the
park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air,
the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in
the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
of natural causes

——— ———

Only two people
signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock
and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but
the last signature wasn’t added until 5 years later.


——— ———

Q. Half of all
Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

——— ———

Q. Most boat owners
name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?
A.
Obsession

——— ———

Q. If you were to
spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter ‘A’?
A. One thousand

——— ———

Q. What do
bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers have in common?
A. All were invented
by women.

——— ——— ———


Q. What is the only
food that doesn’t spoil?
A.
Honey

——— ———

Q. Which day are
there more collect calls than any other day of the
year?
A. Father’s
Day

 

——— ———

In Shakespeare’s
time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened,
making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the
phrase…’Goodnight , sleep tight’

——— ———

It was the accepted
practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the
wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with
all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey wine and because
their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the
honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.


——— ———

 

In English pubs, ale
is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England , when
customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind
your pints and quarts, and settle down.’
It’s where we get
the phrase ‘mind your P’s and Q’s’

——— ——— ———

Many years ago in
England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or
handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill ,
they used the whistle to get some service. ‘Wet your whistle’
is the phrase inspired by this practice.

——— ———

At least 75% of
people who read this will try to lick their
elbow!


——— ———

Don’t delete this
just because it looks weird.. Believe it or not, you can read
it.
I cdnuolt blveiee
taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This
is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

——— ———

YOU
KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when…
1. You accidentally
enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven’t
played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list
of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
three.


4. You e-mail the
person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for
not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don’t have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in
your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial
on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen


8. Leaving the house
without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first
20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in
the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee
11. You start
tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You’re reading
this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you
know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
14. You are too busy
to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually
scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this
list

~~~~~~~~~~~AND
FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

NOW U R LAUGHING at
yourself.
Go on, send this site
to your friends. You know you want to! Go lick your
elbow.

 

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